ROY WILLIAMS DEMANDS TRADE BACK TO DETROIT
AP--Dallas
October 21
Roy E. Williams, who was traded to the Dallas Cowboys last Tuesday, is now demanding a trade back to the Lions. Sources say that Williams was demanding to be "traded to a contender."
After being told that the trading deadline had passed, Williams responded by saying "Can't I still fail a physical or some shit? Ow, my spleen seems to be flairing up."
In the locker room after the Cowboys 35-14 loss to the St. Louis Rams Williams was overheard on the phone to his agent saying "Shit, at least Matt Millen and the fucktards in Detroit never let me go a game without catching a pass. I'm even willing to pray with Kitna"
After being told a trade at this point was highly unlikely, Williams addressed the media saying "Well, this team may be going no where this year, but at least we can look forward to building through the draft in the off season...oh wait...
Ahhh fuck me."
